fuckyeahgchatrealism

tao lin, ellen kennedy, noah cicero, brandon scott gorrell, brittany wallace, megan boyle, jordan castro, jillian clark, richard wehrenberg jr., hamsters, ugly fish, iced coffee, adderall, macbook, 'scare quotes', Dakota Fanning, Haley Joel Osment, Richard Yates

damn/sweet
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the secret of life is decisiveness
— tao lin
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Nov 02
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excerpt from a ~2.5 hour interview with tao lin on MDMA

Chandler Levack: I don’t know. What really depresses you?

tao lin: What ‘depresses me?’

CL: Yeah. And what makes you really happy?

TL: What really depresses me is when I like a girl and they’re not responding as much to me.

CL: Really?

TL: Yeah.

CL: That’s way more depressing than like The New York Times –

TL: Definitely.

CL: – like giving you a bad review?

TL: Yeah! Like if I’ve emailed a girl that I like a lot and they haven’t responded in a few days, I feel really bad. The New York Times and other stuff like that doesn’t affect me at all.

CL: It’s the personal stuff.

TL: Yeah. Like my goal in life isn’t to get every review ‘loves me.’ That wouldn’t affect me at all. My goal in life is to like…find a girlfriend.

http://thoughtcatalog.com/2010/an-interview-with-tao-lin-on-mdma-the-unedited-transcript/

Oct 25
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gchat realists seem to be generally depressed

  • @tao_lin:
  • someone has suggested that i tweet 'seems bleak' in 'all caps,' what is the meaning of the tweet that i am tweeting right now
  • @lydiadavis:
  • damn...no one's answering my texts...i'm a total loser...i'm listening to radiohead...
  • @jordan_castro:
  • so sad
  • except for @retardedfaggot:
  • i'm not depressed. i realized i didn't have the radio on at work yesterday. feel great today.